Colin came home to tell me that one of my pantyhose socks was stuck to the inside of his PE shorts this morning. He was so embarrassed he threw it away. I said "My good pantyhose!". I'm sure the sound of the word killed him.
The last time this happened he was running down the basketball court during a game and one of my socks started falling out of the bottom of his shorts. I knew immediately what it was and before long his coach saw it. Finally Colin felt it, pulled it out and tossed it to his coach. All I could envision was a pair of my panties. I.....would have been mortified.